What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:16
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.